horizonwalker asked: What has been your most risky bet?
Hmmm. Ah’d hafta say tryin’ t’use magic t’teleport away from Karthus’ Requiem magic. If ah weren’t such a lucky fella, that one woulda done me in.
askmalphite asked: I fear the day you can build ap...
Talkin’ rocks. Well now ah’ve seen jus’ about everythin’.
dracknath asked: Hey Twisted who would you date and you must answer Miss Sona or That Widowmaker
Ah already been ‘round the block with ‘That Widowmaker’ b’fore. An’ Miss Sona seems mighty fine fer bein’ a lady of such few words.
ask-thewidowmaker asked: /fades out of the darkness. Only gamble you ever lost, hm? /places a hand on her hip, smirking. Can't lose what you never had.
Well now there’s a face ah never thought ah’d see again. Maybe ya best jus’ be goin’ back the way ya came from, ma’am. I ain’t lookin’ fer trouble.
askriven asked: It seems like there's much... Tension between you and Graves. I won't ask about it, though. I just took note is all.
If by tension ya mean Malcolm bein’ all fit t’be tied ‘bout me bendin’ the rules of our lil’ deal, then sure. I s’pose there’s a bit of tension.
ask-captainteemo asked: Would you like to be Teemo's friend ;D~!!
Ah appreciate the offer little fella, but in my business, ah don’t have much need for friends.
Unless, o’ course, they’re a fine lady.
If’n yer willin’ to explain to all of the other ladies in the world why I picked you’ta settle down with instead of them, then I see no problems with it.
On a lighter note, they say marriage only has a 50% chance o’ workin’. An’ I like those odds.
I knew this would come up at some point. Now, here’s the real story and don’t you let that joker tell you no different.
Back when ah was just startin’ out makin’ a livin’ by gamblin’ and the like, I was playin’ some high stakes card game and was seated across from a grizzly fella that you’ll come to know as Malcolm Graves. Now, Graves has always been a con artist, because he pulls four aces in this game, which ah found impossible since ah had the same hand.
So ol’ Graves and I team up to run every town we come across dry. But that no good moron goes and swindles a fella by the name of Dr. Aregor Priggs. An’ so Priggs comes to me, tells me he can git me magical powers if’n ah turn Graves in, an’, o’ course, I take the deal.
Was it wrong of me? I reckon not. Graves swindled the wrong man, and made an alliance with somebody who works better alone. If anythin’, he got what he deserved.
‘Course I am. There’re a bunch o’ fine gals in the League. All depends on what yer lookin’ for. On one hand, ya got silent and beautiful like Sona, and on tha other ya got feisty and ferocious like Nidalee.
I do know one thing fer sure, no matter what, it’s always my lucky day when I get to see one of these fine gals on the Fields of Justice.
